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<Blah Blah Blah> Opening page </Blah Blah Blah> Hi. I'm Jeremy Lumpkin. You may remember me from such films as OH MY GOD! WE'RE OUT OF DR. PEPPER!!!
and I DROPPED THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN BETWEEN THE COUCH CUSHIONS AGAIN!!!
This is my home, my land, my realm, my grassland, my igloo, my BALL OF LINT.
Enjoy!

OK, so this isn't me, in case you couldn't tell. I don't have red hair.
So click on Troy McClure to see who I really am.